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The Polls are Open

Please help us solve a little disagreement in this house. There are two phrases and we are having some debate over which one is the accurate one.

1. Boys go to Jupiter to get more Stupider.

Girls go to Mars to get more Candybars.

 2. Boys go to Mars to get more Candybars.

Girls go to Venus to find their p*nis. 

 

Place your vote now. The polls are open.

Posted on Friday, July 18, 2008 at 11:33AM by Registered CommenterSheryl Bane | Comments17 Comments

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Um...I've never heard either of these statements. You sure have some interesting discussions in your house:) It must be that the girls are so outnumbered. In this house if that *p* word was mentioned, my family would melt in embarassment. It's just cause girls rule here.
July 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLisa
huh??? you confuse me
July 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterGoofball
well, since obviously girls do not have a p*nis, the second one obviously is not valid. LOL. I vote for the first one. Girls Rule!

Jen
July 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMommy Instincts
Duh. It's #1.

I've never even heard #2. What kind of crap is that? (I hope this one was your husband's...!)
July 18, 2008 | Unregistered Commentermilk&honey
Ok, Goofball, I understand. She lives in another country. But Lisa? You never heard any of these on the playground as a young girl at school?

Milk&Honey- yes it is my husbands and CLEARLY it is wrong. But I'll remain quite about that until the polls are closed. : )
July 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSheryl
Never heard this before, sorry can't help out.
July 18, 2008 | Unregistered Commenteramy
Kennedy says it like this:
Girls go to College to get more knowledge,
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider."

We had her change it once we hear it to
Girls go to College to get more knowledge,
Boys go to Mars to get more candy bars.

How funny. The things the kids pick up in K-garten
July 18, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterhttp://smithology101.blogspot.com/
I knew it as "Girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider." Either way, it is definitely that boys go to Jupiter.
July 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJana (sidetrack'd)
I hate to have to explain it, but clearly #2 is the correct one. It is BECAUSE girls don't have one that they go to Venus... to FIND their *you-know-what*

Of course I'll be out numbered on this forum, but as for me and my house, we shall say #2 :-)
July 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterScott
LOL - they both seem lame, but then again I must have been sheltered!
July 18, 2008 | Unregistered Commentercasual friday everyday
Not sure about either...Man, your house sounds more fun than mine...
July 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterRhonda (mimi)
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
Girls go to mars to get more candybars

(I sure hope they are of the gourmet chocolate variety).
July 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKate
LOL Sheryl.... how funny. I bet you all have the greatest laughs at your house. I'm definitely going with number 1 :)
July 19, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJen @ One Moms World
Im gonna have to go with #1! LOL
July 19, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMichelle
Always, ALWAYS heard the 1st one and never ever, NEVER EVER heard number 2. Maybe because number 1 is correct and number 2 is something Scott made up is his head?!!!
And that is from one mom outnumbered by BOYS!! Now that's that! POLL CLOSED! NUMBER 1 WINS!!!
July 19, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterChrissy
No, it's DEFINITELY #1. Boys go to jupiter and girls go to mars. That's the way I've always heard it. Then again, what if it's both? What if the boys came up with #2 in response to #1 (or vice versa) and both are equally used? I don't remember hearing the Venus one, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
July 20, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAlli
#1 all the way.

Girl rule boys drool.
July 21, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnn

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