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He Knows Me So Well

This was an email my husband sent me today.

I heard the most horrible story on NPR this morning and thought of you… a lady in the UK felt a slight “vibration” on her chest and thought it was her cell phone in her shirt pocket, but it wasn’t. Come to find out it was…

A SMALL BAT THAT HAD NESTLED INTO HER BRA!!!!

This psycho-lady was almost totally unaffected by it. She said she “sort of hated to disturb it because it was so cozy in there.” Seriously, you would have dropped dead of a combined stroke / heart attack / brain explosion.

Posted on Thursday, July 10, 2008 at 11:13PM by Registered CommenterSheryl Bane | Comments14 Comments

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Psycho is right! I'd be flipping out.
July 10, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLisa
Oh my gosh- first reading this I thought, Awww. How cute! I am obviously in the minority. But- what in the heck? Was she walking around with no top on? How did this happen?

Steph
July 11, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAdventures In Babywearing
Yeah, I would have had a cardiac arrest for sure
July 11, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCrooked Eyebrow
I had a bug fly into my shirt, down into my bra and I was freaking out. This all happened in public at our son's high school football game in front of hundreds of fans. As I'm screaming and freaking out my husband trying to figure out what's wrong - when he does he goes in for the bug. His hand all the way in my shirt, in my bra to scope out this big bug while everyone is watching wondering why we don't just get a room. lol

If it would have been a bat my clothes would have come off and I would have died.
July 11, 2008 | Unregistered Commenteramy
Oh my goodness...I've heard of bats in the belfry but this is a first to hear about bats in the bali! I would die also....
July 11, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterRhonda (Mimi)
HUH. Okay, I'm baffled how that even happened!
July 11, 2008 | Unregistered Commentercasual friday everyday
I think it's obvious... clearly, her husband is Count Dracula. It's the only thing that makes sense.
July 11, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterScott
Ha!
July 11, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterhyperactive lu
Um, ok. How large chested was this woman that a BAT wasn't noticeable??? Trust me: this would NEVER happen to me.
July 12, 2008 | Unregistered Commentertracey
They had bats in the attic of the church parsonage when we moved in (5 yrs. ago). They didn't think it was a big deal. What?!! We would hear them in the walls and there was bat droppings in the attic. They finally decided that they would fix the problem when one of them made its way into our bedroom closet. That was bad enough. I'm not sure how that lady managed to have a bat in her clothing...and not freak out.
July 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAmber
You have GOT to be kidding! Though I won't tell you about the time I forgot my friend's lizard climbed into my hair and he stayed there for hours. :-)
July 13, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAmber
that story was in the news here as well....how can you put on a bra with a bat in it without noticing...or how would a bat be able to crawl into a bra without noticing it? I don't get it.
July 14, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterGoofball
oh.my.gah.
July 15, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAnn
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO
And she needs to go get that bat tested for rabies, too - any bat contact puts you at a HIGH risk for rabies. All of the rabies deaths from the last 30 years? Bats.
July 15, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBeck

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